i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via seedy)
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager